We've collected the most bizarre sex toys ever. What do they do? Who the hell would use them?

The Accommodator

What it is: A rubber strap-on dildo you wear on your chin "to assist oral pleasure."

What it does: You're supposed to use it to fuck your girlfriend while you eat her out... provided she can stop laughing at you once you put it on.

Who uses it: Guys who can't get it up cuz they ran out of Viagra and have to make it up to their girlfriends by giving them face.

Other uses: At Halloween wear it on your nose for a Pinocchio costume, or just go as "Crazy Dildo Face".

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